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In a surprise announcement this afternoon, pediatric specialist Dr. Timmy announced that Greg Elcich has been cleared to return to the lineup only one week after undergoing major surgery.

In a simple three word statement, Dr. Timmy said "Gweg's booboo gone".

When asked about the extent of the damage to Greg's shoulder, Dr. TImmy started crying and ran home.

Elcich, or "BooBoo" as he is known to his team-mates, will be in the lineup for tomorrow's game against Coulas.