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The Falcons are currently taking applications for the Beer Meister job opening for the 2011 season.

This prestigious position offers numerous benefits:

• You're exempt from floating the beer fund
• Your game attendance automatically becomes the most important to the team (no matter how bad your play is)
• You can earn a few extra pennies a year in interest by keeping the beer fund in your savings account (Freedom 65 baby!)
• You can add the distinguished position to your resume

The successful candidate must have:

• A pulse

Qualified candidates are asked to submit their resume and cover letter to Sean.