Falcons Forum

As the Legend Jerry Tone continues to burn up the league with a sizzling on base pct. of near .800 in the last 10 games, the Falcon's and the opposition have begun to ask "What makes Jerry run".

Despite testifying before congress that he was not taking any performance enhancing substances, this week team investigative reporter Timmy Reivera may have stumbled across the truth. The legend is growing, making and bottling his own prune juice.

When questioned, the legend said "I am not", "It's not mine", "I have a prescription", "it keeps me regular" and "Did we win".

Meanwhile, Metro and Foodland report a run on prune juice throughout the town as hordes of young children and Joey Pilkey are lining up to buy the tasty beverage in the hopes of one day becoming the next "Legend Jerry Tone".