Falcons Forum

TSNx8 has learned that Falcon's President Timmy has entered into negotiations with Coach Cashley's agent The Legend Jerry Tone. The two met secretly last night and negotiated until 8:30 when the president's mother sent him to bed.

Insiders report that negotiations have been difficult with much crying and holding of breath to the point of turning blue however these tactics have not seemed to have influenced the team President.

Fan re-action to the firing has been under-whelming. TSNx8 will continue to report developments as they happen.