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Player: Chris

Nickname: �Beaver�

Number: 17 (Ounces of poutine eaten per day)

Bats: Right

Position: Outfield

2012 Stats: 24 GP, 10 2B, 4 3B, 2 HR, 39 RBI, 1.445 OPS

Led Falcons in: French language strategy suggestions, first-inning arrivals

Quote: �Fils de chienne! Un tas de noix de singe!�

Fun Fact: Insists that he's arriving an hour before game time because he �doesn't believe in daylight savings time�, adding, �Stupid farmers!�

2012 Falcons Highlight: Swallowed 7 bugs while �running with his mouth open�

2013 Goals: 8 bugs