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chat_bubble Meet the Falcons, Volume 15



Player: Sean

Nickname: “Dinner”

Number: 30 (Warning track shots last year)

Bats: Right

Position: Left Field

2012 Stats: 33 GP, 15 2B, 2 3B, 0 HR, 49 RBI, 1.234 OPS

Led Falcons in: Two-baggers, games played by a Dunn

Quote: “Git 'er Dunn!”

Fun Fact: Is the youngest Falcon (after The Legend) who goes commando during games.

2012 Falcons Highlight: Narrowly avoided needing a colostomy bag after being hit by a liner in the playoffs

2013 Goals: Re-discover that '50 Shades of Gray' vigour, and get back to crushing dingers!

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This completes the introduction of your 2013 Falcons. Now if we only knew this much about our opponents!

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Posted on: Friday May 3rd, 2013 at 6:51AM
Comment #1

Dare loro Hell Falcons!

Posted on: Friday May 3rd, 2013 at 1:39PM
Posted by: Anonymous
Comment #2

For some strange reason we have agreed to play Xtreme Contracting in an exhibition game on Sunday. I don t agree. Those guys are awesome. Losing as we know we will is going to get the season off to a bad start. I say we cancel.

Posted on: Saturday May 4th, 2013 at 10:33AM
Posted by: Falcons Rock
Comment #3

P.S. I am not Mike Anderson pretending to be a Falcon..

Posted on: Saturday May 4th, 2013 at 1:20PM
Posted by: Falcons P.S.
Comment #4

Though if you are looking for extra players it has been my lifelong dream.

Oh to sit on the Falcon bench in Falcon blue, surrounded by the games greatest players.

Oh please take me. I have my own glove and my own homemade Falcon sweater which I like to sleep in every night.

Posted on: Saturday May 4th, 2013 at 1:23PM
Posted by: Falcons Rock
Comment #5

Who is Mike Anderson ? Is that the guy on Xtreme that is the best pitcher infielder and outfielder in the league ? We should be honoured to have him on our website.

Posted on: Saturday May 4th, 2013 at 6:18PM
Posted by: Falcons Need A New Colour
Comment #6

Who is Mike Anderson? Good question. Maybe check Xtreme's website and read his bio? Sadly, this is not possible. Though I bet if they had player profiles on their site, Mike's fun fact would be 'appears to drink heavily on Saturdays'

Posted on: Saturday May 4th, 2013 at 7:39PM
Posted by: Anonymous
Comment #7

I think its worth noting that Las Vegas Hilton Over/Under win total for the Falcons has been bet up from 19.5 (-110) to 21 (-105).
Obvious many professional gamblers have read the BIOs on this page and like what they see from the 2013 Falcons (on paper)

Posted on: Monday May 6th, 2013 at 4:23PM
Posted by: We Are The Fury
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