Falcons rookie hazing allegations heated up again when this picture of Rookie #1 (a.k.a. Don't call me Dougothy) was found floating around the internet yesterday.
Falcons PR rep, Timmy, was awfully tight-lipped at this morning's press conference about this latest picture sighing: "No comment!" to any and all questions asked by reporters (even to those who jokingly asked about his monthly brazilian).
Lead investigator, Jimmy, said the timing of all these pictures was simply too coincidental and feels there's enough evidence to officially charge the Falcons for violating the league's policy on rookie hazing.
To cover the heavy league-imposed pizza fines, the team is introducting the following pizza fines effective immediately:
- Any player arriving to a game after Junior = 1 full pizza per game
- Any player not playing to Junior's standards = 1 full pizza per game
Toto.. I have a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore!!!!!
Toto?.. Toto?!!!!!!.. get off that rabbit!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Dougothy
So that would be 28 pizzas per game
Posted by: Do the Math
I asked CAS not to take a picture of me on Saturday night at the RAVE.
Cas, don't make me release the photo from three weeks ago - you know the one I'm talking about. The one that includes you, the pant-less firefighter and that 70 year old hooker named "Tranny Granny". Ya - that picture.
Posted by: Whatever Happened to Ernie Hud...
I thought this was the safer of the 2 photos Doughty...you know, the one with the mule and the goat and you in just your ruby red slippers...would have sealed the deal for the hazing allegations!
Posted by: Grand Rave Master Flash!
This picture reminds me of a girl I used to see at the local sock-hops... but she didn't have red ruby slippers... in fact she didn't have shoes... in fact none of us had shoes.. and we had to walk to that damn sock-hop and it was 5 miles uphill both ways...
Posted by: Junior