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chat_bubble Falcons Rookie Hazing: Charges Looming

Falcons rookie hazing allegations heated up again when this picture of Rookie #1 (a.k.a. Don't call me Dougothy) was found floating around the internet yesterday.

Falcons PR rep, Timmy, was awfully tight-lipped at this morning's press conference about this latest picture sighing: "No comment!" to any and all questions asked by reporters (even to those who jokingly asked about his monthly brazilian).

Lead investigator, Jimmy, said the timing of all these pictures was simply too coincidental and feels there's enough evidence to officially charge the Falcons for violating the league's policy on rookie hazing.

To cover the heavy league-imposed pizza fines, the team is introducting the following pizza fines effective immediately:

  • Any player arriving to a game after Junior = 1 full pizza per game
  • Any player not playing to Junior's standards = 1 full pizza per game

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Posted on: Thursday June 6th, 2013 at 10:53AM