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chat_bubble Dr. Timmy's Clinical Diagnosis of Rookie #1

After observing several subtle disappearances by Rookie #1 following certain evening games, Falcons' team doctor, Timmy, called him in for a thorough physical exam.

With the results back from the lab, Dr. Timmy determined the Falcons' rookie suffers from a medical condition called Photoaugliaphobia: the fear of glaring lights.

With the Falcons playing Coulas at 9:30PM tonight, the team remains hopeful he won't be signing out.

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Posted on: Wednesday June 19th, 2013 at 1:56PM