After observing several subtle disappearances by Rookie #1 following certain evening games, Falcons' team doctor, Timmy, called him in for a thorough physical exam.
With the results back from the lab, Dr. Timmy determined the Falcons' rookie suffers from a medical condition called Photoaugliaphobia: the fear of glaring lights.
With the Falcons playing Coulas at 9:30PM tonight, the team remains hopeful he won't be signing out.
Maybe his mom just told him he has to be in bed when the streetlights come on.
Posted by: A Fan
Or that's when his fairy god mother told him the magic of his ruby red slippers kicks in?
Posted by: Another Fan
I got nothing, just wanted to get my handle posted here as I thought it somewhat humorous.
Posted by: Another other fan but not the ...
Rookie #1 aka Dougathy aka Snake Venom, certainly has some medical conditions, but I wouldn't say he (or the ladies) suffer from his conditions, which include: Arousal Maximus, and CageAtoriandia (this is the uncanny ability to pick up women using only quotes from Nicholas Cage movies)....
Posted by: Fan of 36-26-32