Ask any Townie - he or she will set y'all straight.
For superior taste and enjoyment, the list goes like this:
Old English Malt Liquor,
Acid Laced Pancakes.
PS: "Dos Equis" is Spanish for "Shittier than Coors Light".
Posted by: High Performance Rodeo
Which is why he is only the second most interesting man in the world.
Posted by: Mrs. Tone (no relation)