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Twin brothers, adopted separately as babies beginning more than 50 years ago and raised apart, were reunited for the first time following a chance meeting in a crowded city in Canada. After a friend of 54-year-old Los Angeles resident John McEnroe told him he'd seen his doppelganger on a baseball diamond in Whitby, a city nearly 4100 kilometers away, McEnroe, former tennis star most famous for being a douche, zipped off to see for himself. As soon as I saw the red headband, I knew it was him!” said the friend.

Turned out the guy, Dougothy Newton John, a bus company manager, was the twin he'd been separated from in 1979, when the second of the twins was born and their poverty-stricken parents put up them for adoption. The brothers have not been able to track down their birth mother, but are ever hopeful. They spend their time together drinking case after case of Blue Light, talkin' 'bout PRACTICE, watching “Grease”, “Xanadu” and “Two of a Kind”, while running the album “Physical” on a loop in the background.

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Posted on: Wednesday July 17th, 2013 at 3:18PM
Comment #1

These are the two guys from "A night at the Roxbury"... I love that song.. What is love (Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more)....

Shake it Rich!!! Head bob Cas!!!

Posted on: Friday July 19th, 2013 at 7:54AM
Posted by: Junior
Comment #2

Every time we score on Sunday we shout out Roxbury and do the dance!!!!!

Posted on: Friday July 19th, 2013 at 8:46AM
Posted by: Rich
Comment #3

Hey guys.. I can bring my boom box from the 90's and we can play a theme song for every guy when he goes to the plate.

For example... for Junior we can play "Simply the Best" by TIna Turner!

Sent me your songs and I will make a cassette tape for my boom box.

Posted on: Friday July 19th, 2013 at 9:41AM
Posted by: Rich
Comment #4

Good idea Rich, put me down for the Green green grass of home (plate)

Posted on: Friday July 19th, 2013 at 9:56AM
Posted by: The Legend
Comment #5

Fantastic post. Johnnie Mac was incredibly nice. I taught him how to throw a curverball and he taught me how to have sex with 6 groupies at the same time.

The best advice my "new brother" gave me was this: "Never, and I mean never, butt out a cigarette on the butt of a girl you a sleeping with. Especially if its during the act of sleeping with her, and/or if its someone you met at a Denny's."

Great idea Rich, I definitely want my "walk up" song to be "Moonlight Desires" by Gowan


Posted on: Friday July 19th, 2013 at 10:24AM
Posted by: Hey Whiskey, Oh Ginger...
Comment #6

While not the most inspirational song to walk up to the plate to, I nominate The Duck Song for DC!

Posted on: Friday July 19th, 2013 at 11:06AM
Posted by: Dinner
Comment #7

I was thinking a little MC Hammer myself "Can't Touch This"

Posted on: Friday July 19th, 2013 at 11:08AM
Posted by: DC
Comment #8

Legend. .......green, green, grass of home! I am on the floor

Posted on: Friday July 19th, 2013 at 11:38AM
Posted by: Rich
Comment #9

A few suggestions for Casser:

The Underground Solution - Luv Dancing
Mr Fingers - Can You Feel It
Young MC - Bust a Move
Men Without Hats - The Safety Dance
Yogabbagabba - I Like To Dance
Whitney Houston - I Wanna Dance With Somebody

Posted on: Friday July 19th, 2013 at 1:11PM
Posted by: Dinner
Comment #10

Perfect one for Ash, given his current IR status:

Muffin Songs - The Finger Family (Daddy Finger)

Posted on: Friday July 19th, 2013 at 1:21PM
Posted by: Dinner
Comment #11

Hey Dinner... how about the M.A.S.H theme song for your pitcher on the DL... Mashley

Posted on: Friday July 19th, 2013 at 1:24PM
Posted by: Maxwell Q Klinger
Comment #12

Maxwell Q Klinger...ooooh, that's gold too!!

Posted on: Friday July 19th, 2013 at 1:27PM
Posted by: Dinner
Comment #13

He'll hate me for this, but here's a great one for Beaver:

Unknown Artist - Passe-Partout Chanson Intro

Posted on: Friday July 19th, 2013 at 1:30PM
Posted by: Dinner
Comment #14

Suitable one for Billy, for his final year as Beermeister anyway:

Weird Al Yankovic - The Beer Song

Posted on: Friday July 19th, 2013 at 1:37PM
Posted by: Dinner
Comment #15

This one's got SLF written all over it:

John Fogerty - Centerfield

Posted on: Friday July 19th, 2013 at 1:47PM
Posted by: Dinner
Comment #16

Need some Canadian bands... "Takin Care of Business"... for Pappa Bear... BTO!!!

Posted on: Friday July 19th, 2013 at 2:00PM
Posted by: Little Bear
Comment #17

Found one for Dinner:

Turning 40

Posted on: Friday July 19th, 2013 at 2:20PM
Posted by: SLF
Comment #18

Ideal one for Don't Call Me Dick (see what happens when you want to choose a nickname as such):

Unknown Feline Artists - BIG CAT RAP!!

Posted on: Friday July 19th, 2013 at 2:27PM
Posted by: Dinner
Comment #19

Perfect one for Fo' Shizzle:

Prezzo - For Sho Fo Shizzy

Posted on: Friday July 19th, 2013 at 2:43PM
Posted by: Dinner
Comment #20

I assume that the next time we play Xtreme, Mikey will have all these songs queued up for when we go to bat.

Posted on: Friday July 19th, 2013 at 2:47PM
Posted by: Anonymous
Comment #21

Some fitting ones for Our Only Friend:

James Taylor - You've Got A Friend
Dionne Warwick - That's What Friends Are For
Mariah Carey - Anytime You Need A Friend
Robert Owens - I'll Be Your Friend (which I'm sure Cas will prefer...UNTZ, UNTZ, UNTZ, UNTZ)

Posted on: Friday July 19th, 2013 at 2:55PM
Posted by: Dinner
Comment #22

For Beaver - "The Toy Parade".
(you might need to google or youtube this one to understand)

Posted on: Friday July 19th, 2013 at 3:55PM
Posted by: Jerry Mathers (no relation)
Comment #23

See what you started Rich... you and your boom box...when I was your age we didn't have boom boxes... we had juke boxes... too heavy to carry on your shoulder though... you young people with your satanic music!

When I was your age Satan was just a baby!

Posted on: Saturday July 20th, 2013 at 3:51PM
Posted by: Junior
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