In an atteMpt to figure out who's been impersonating Falcon players in some comments being posted on the Falcons Forum, Falcons team investigator, TImmy, hired Shaggy and Scooby to help with the investigation.
While it took quite some time for the dynamiC duo to dispel the mystery (partially because of all the breaks they took to eat) the pair eventually traced several impersonating comments made from a specific IP address to a company wHere only one Falcon works at.
When confronted about the Allegation, a confession was eventually obtained after a plea bargain was made to alleviate the hefty pizza fines that would be imposed for impersonating fellow teammates if the accused plEad guilty.
In order to protect the accused from public humiliation, their identity will be withheld (but if you Look carefully enough, you should be able to figure it out).
I am so smart,
Posted by: Jeremy (SLF)
"Watson... Watson... have you bloody well noticed there have been no impersonating posts since a certain compliance officer has been out of province"
"It's elementary dear Watson... elementary"
Posted by: Holmes
I always sign my name...sometimes!!!
Posted by: Tank