Have a question? A query? A complaint? A Unibomber-style manifesto? Submit it in the comment section, and Falcon beat writer Timmy will choose the best and respond!
Questions from the following sources will be ignored:
Mike Murphy's house
Questions regarding the following sensitive subjects will be ignored:
Falcon beer intake
Losses to 9-man teams
Trips and falls in the outfield
Ground balls through the five-hole
Cashley's personal pleasure tactics
Timmy.. what is the meaning of life?
Posted by: Confucius
The first question isn't actually my own question, I have a friend (let's call him D. Short, no wait that's too obvious, let's say his name is Doug S.).
1. I recently went to the Sundowner and ended up sleeping with a stripper and now it burns like the fires of hell when I take a piss. My question is this ... if you were making a scarpbook of all the girls you slept with and got an autograph from a stripper, would you get her "stage name" or her "real name"?
2. Why do the Falcons have "pizza night"? Why not a "white-wine spritzer night" or "everyone come to the ball park dressed as your favourite Will Ferrell character night"?
3. Should I keep my Meatloaf t-shirt or donate it to charity? Meatloaf's due for another triumphant return to rock god status right????
4. I think Bases Loaded is the best NES baseball game ever made. What do the Falcons think is number 1?
Baseball Simulator 1000
Bad News baseball
Dusty Diamond All-Star Softball
Roger Clemens' MVP Baseball
Posted by: Lindsay Weir
I vote for Timmy to answer questions from comment #2!
Posted by: Anonymous