Itís with a heavy heart that the Falcons of the WMSPL announce the team will cease operations immediately.
All current players will be entered into the WMSPL draft to be chosen by the remaining 11 WMSPL teams.
The reason for the dissolution stems mainly from lack of morale. The team has been on a downhill trip ever since the end of the iron man streak, and the subsequent retirement of team patriarch Mike Murphy. Injuries, lack of game attendance, and poor play have not helped. In addition, the lack of comments on all the witty website posts (both in-season and off-season) have not gone unnoticed.
Perhaps a little more attention paid to the hard-working website staff would have made a difference.
That's too bad to hear because I was going to ask if I could play with you guys while I'm suspended from the yanks. I just finished another cycle of andro and was jacked and ready to go!
Posted by: A-roid
I think if you had retired #33 when you had the chance, the entire team would feel better knowing that patriarchs are honoured, not forgotten. In fact I have a general petition requesting this.... well not so much as petition as a napkin with Timmy written on it... but basically the same thing.
Posted by: Mrs. Tone (No relation)
But I just bought season tickets from the guy standing outside the Beer Store. What a waste of my 20 empties!
Posted by: Number 3 Fan