Falcons Forum

Falcons' Coach and starting pitcher, Ashley Teeter (a.k.a. Russell, a.k.a. Cashley, a.k.a. Richard Simmons, a.k.a. Skinny Bop, a.k.a. Skinny Teets) is being investigated for child abuse after these pictures were sent to the league from an anonymous source:





















Falcons' P.R. Rep, Timmy, issued no comment at the startling news, but with the recent difficulties the team has had fielding full teams for games, the Falcons simply can't afford any suspensions.