Falcons Forum

"Let me tell you something (Slo-Pitch opponent). This Sunday, oh yeah, this Sunday, live on the WWE Network it's the Money In The Bank Pay-Per-View. And you might expect that Doug-A-Mania will be maxin' and relaxin' in his custom lazy boy, on the beach...eating some Quest bars and diggin the rasslin'.....
OH NO, you would be wrong. DEAD WRONG...because Doug-A-Mania is going to put on his uniform and listen to the millions and millions of slo-pitch fans that want to see him hit routine ground balls to 1st base. OH YEAH, the crowd will pop with excitement 'cause everyone knows that Doug-A-Mania is only on God's green earth to do TWO things - - -hit groundballs to 1st base and watch wrestling. All the Doug-A-maniacs around the world they know that this Sunday I will be slammin and jammin...fierce ground balls. Watch out (Slo-Pitch Opponent) I'm coming for ya! Whatcha Gonna Do brotha, when Doug-A-Mania and his 28 oz. end loaded bat are crushing ground balls at you!"