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chat_bubble Fitbit done for season!
Days after getting a new Fitbit, sophomore Falcon, Lonny, threw out his back laughing hysterically at a knock knock joke Big Cat told (Big Cat is one funny dude....well, when he's performing well on the field anyway ):



Always hopeful of returning to the Falcons lineup this season, after weeks of rest and rehab, Fitbit told a packed press conference room he re-aggravated his back after sneezing while sitting on the john.

Holding back tears, the Falcons outfielder closed by saying: "Wish I was healthy enough to play. I've been miserable without ball. And miserable of course, without Big Cat's jokes."

With the troubles the team has had fielding enough players of late, the team brass decided to shut Fitbit down for the season, placing him on the PUP list effective immediately.

When asked about a potential replacement, team spokesperson Timmy, said: "We're currently evaluating our options."

Stay tuned for that, as details will be posted here once they are known...
Tags: fitbit, pup list, big cat, lonny
Posted on: Thursday July 28th, 2016 at 11:01AM