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I believe its the .600 average milestone watch. OBP is for wuzzys-anybody can go up looking for a walk. Chicks digs hits not walks in slow pitch.

Dunner wouldn't make me a new picture.

Let's be honest, this is softball. The Mendoza line should be measured in OPS, +0.950.

Err..slugging...

Set your own damn goals

I'm sure your choice of Mendoza stat has absolutely nothing to do with your .579/.590/.979 slash line.

Ding ding ding!

Plus you are quite close to the 950 nark yourself and if I can add some more flair to the race then so be it.

Couldn't we focus on Poutine's goals for a moment? He sets them too, you know!

Teammates' Goat's Got (season): 14
Teammates' Wives Personally Offended (season): 7
Average Bunny Hops Prior Bat Swing: 2.5
Grunts Per Game: 11
Average Pitches Per Inning: 2 (They're not all reasonably achievable)

Add them to the tracker if you want those goals scrutinized.

On a side note that picture of Poutine looks like a clean shaven version of "The Dude"...

I used to be clean shaven before when I cared about my appearance. You know before marriage