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Half the season's gone
As promissed, an all-haiku
League Power Rankings

#1. A's
(Rank last week: 1)
Record: 15-1-3 (1-0-0 this week)
1st place in the President's Division (1st overall in WMSPL)

The A's have one loss
They're in the driver's seat now
Who comes in second?

#2. Broadway
(Rank last week: 2)
Record: 14-3-2 (1-0-0 this week)
2nd place in the President's Division (2nd in WMSPL)

Broadway's mojo's back
They've won four in a row, too.
Half game lead on Storm

#3. Storm
(Rank last week: 3)
Record: 14-4-1 (1-0-0 this week)
3rd place in the President's Division (3rd overall in WMSPL)

Storm scored forty one
On the Rebels this Wednesday
Station to station?

#4. Falcons
(Rank last week: 5)
Record: 12-6-0 (1-0-0 this week)
1st place in the Vice President's Division (4th in WMSPL)

Revenge on Coulas
Who had beat them earlier
Was satisfying

#5. SI Play
(Rank last week: 7)
Record: 9-9-1 (1-0-0 this week)
4th place in the President's Division (5th in WMSPL)

SI beat Greenthumb
Which moves them to the five spot
Two-game winning streak

#6. Coulas Bone Crushers
(Rank last week: 5)
Record: 8-9-2 (0-1-0 this week)
5th place in the President's Division (Tied for 6th in WMSPL)

Coulas didn't fare
So well when eight of their guys
Showed up on Monday

#7. Rebels
(Rank last week: 6)
Record: 9-10-0 (1-1-0 this week)
2nd place in the Vice President's Division (Tied for 6th th in WMSPL)

The Rebels have lost
Two straight games but should bounce back
At Brew Crew Sunday

#8. Hanet Plastics
(Rank last week: 8)
Record: 6-10-3 (1-2-0 this week)
6th place in the President's Division (Tied for 8th in WMSPL)

Hanet's a riddle
Wrapped in an enigma wrapped
In a baseball kit

#9. Brew Crew
(Rank last week: 9)
Record: 7-11-1 (0-2-0 this week)
3rd place in the Vice President's Division (Tied for 8th in WMSPL)

The Crew's lost 3 straight
And face Rebels, SI Play
And Rebels next three

#10. Greenthumb
(Rank last week: 10)
Record: 5-12-1 (0-1-0 this week)
4th place in the Vice President's Division (10th in WMSPL)

Another ball team
Who's lost three in a row now
Rebound required

#11. Re/Max Crossroads
(Rank last week: 12)
Record: 3-15-0 (0-1-0 this week)
Tied for 5th place in the Vice President's Division (Tied for 11th in WMSPL)

One of only two
Vice President's teams on a
One game winning streak

#12. Surge
(Rank last week: 11)
Record: 3-15-0 (0-1-0 this week)
Tied for 5th place in the Vice President's Division (Tied for 11th in WMSPL)

The easiest form of
Poetry is the Haiku
Surge is in last place

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