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chat_bubble WMSPL Power Rankings - Week 9



Half the season's gone
As promissed, an all-haiku
League Power Rankings

#1. A's
(Rank last week: 1)
Record: 15-1-3 (1-0-0 this week)
1st place in the President's Division (1st overall in WMSPL)

The A's have one loss
They're in the driver's seat now
Who comes in second?



#2. Broadway
(Rank last week: 2)
Record: 14-3-2 (1-0-0 this week)
2nd place in the President's Division (2nd in WMSPL)

Broadway's mojo's back
They've won four in a row, too.
Half game lead on Storm



#3. Storm
(Rank last week: 3)
Record: 14-4-1 (1-0-0 this week)
3rd place in the President's Division (3rd overall in WMSPL)

Storm scored forty one
On the Rebels this Wednesday
Station to station?



#4. Falcons
(Rank last week: 5)
Record: 12-6-0 (1-0-0 this week)
1st place in the Vice President's Division (4th in WMSPL)

Revenge on Coulas
Who had beat them earlier
Was satisfying



#5. SI Play
(Rank last week: 7)
Record: 9-9-1 (1-0-0 this week)
4th place in the President's Division (5th in WMSPL)

SI beat Greenthumb
Which moves them to the five spot
Two-game winning streak



#6. Coulas Bone Crushers
(Rank last week: 5)
Record: 8-9-2 (0-1-0 this week)
5th place in the President's Division (Tied for 6th in WMSPL)

Coulas didn't fare
So well when eight of their guys
Showed up on Monday



#7. Rebels
(Rank last week: 6)
Record: 9-10-0 (1-1-0 this week)
2nd place in the Vice President's Division (Tied for 6th th in WMSPL)

The Rebels have lost
Two straight games but should bounce back
At Brew Crew Sunday



#8. Hanet Plastics
(Rank last week: 8)
Record: 6-10-3 (1-2-0 this week)
6th place in the President's Division (Tied for 8th in WMSPL)

Hanet's a riddle
Wrapped in an enigma wrapped
In a baseball kit



#9. Brew Crew
(Rank last week: 9)
Record: 7-11-1 (0-2-0 this week)
3rd place in the Vice President's Division (Tied for 8th in WMSPL)

The Crew's lost 3 straight
And face Rebels, SI Play
And Rebels next three



#10. Greenthumb
(Rank last week: 10)
Record: 5-12-1 (0-1-0 this week)
4th place in the Vice President's Division (10th in WMSPL)

Another ball team
Who's lost three in a row now
Rebound required



#11. Re/Max Crossroads
(Rank last week: 12)
Record: 3-15-0 (0-1-0 this week)
Tied for 5th place in the Vice President's Division (Tied for 11th in WMSPL)

One of only two
Vice President's teams on a
One game winning streak



#12. Surge
(Rank last week: 11)
Record: 3-15-0 (0-1-0 this week)
Tied for 5th place in the Vice President's Division (Tied for 11th in WMSPL)

The easiest form of
Poetry is the Haiku
Surge is in last place



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Posted on: Thursday July 5th, 2018 at 10:11AM
Comment #1

For those of you thinking of asking for an "all-Limerick" power rankings, GTFO.

Posted on: Thursday July 5th, 2018 at 10:31AM
Posted by: SLF
Comment #2

So here it is , I just signed out untill the end of July . I have talked to my doctor and the MRI results are in confirmed grade 3 (100%) tear of my MCL . This means I have been referred to an orthopedic surgeon , no timeline has been put into place as of yet ...

Posted on: Thursday July 5th, 2018 at 11:56AM
Posted by: The Mattural
Comment #3

Damn bro.. gonna miss your bat
Only took me like 8 games to catch up to your RBIs

Anyhow, health is more important - heal up!

Posted on: Thursday July 5th, 2018 at 1:44PM
Posted by: Levi
Comment #4

Sorry to hear Matt... heal up and be well brother

Posted on: Friday July 6th, 2018 at 7:58AM
Posted by: Dr. J
Comment #5

Hope you heal soon, rest up and take it easy! Looking forward to seeing you on the field again soon

Posted on: Friday July 6th, 2018 at 9:24AM
Posted by: Bruce Banner
Comment #6

Hope you don’t have the same doctor as Shea Webber.

Posted on: Friday July 6th, 2018 at 9:31AM
Posted by: Miner Leaguer
Comment #7

Believe it or not the last two innings in the Storm / Rebels game was station to station, and Storm still managed to put on 17 runs in this 5 inning game.

Posted on: Friday July 6th, 2018 at 2:24PM
Posted by: Lance
Comment #8

Hopefully Matty, we can get you back for a few weeks leading up to the playoff weekend

Posted on: Saturday July 7th, 2018 at 10:40AM
Posted by: Poutine
Comment #9

Forget Limericks. I'd like all sonnets! Or maybe villanelles!

Posted on: Wednesday July 11th, 2018 at 12:41PM
Posted by: Jeffrey
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