How good is the Falcons defence? That’s a clown question, bro. The Falcons dispatched Direct Elevator handily on Tuesday night, cruising to a 14-5 victory at K2 Field at Maypo Yards.
The defence was stunning in its execution, save for a couple of Ringling Brothers-worthy exchanges between Don’t call me Dick and Cashley. Other than those boners, the Falcons (5-2) have been flashing the leather like pros lately. (See: Shizzle, Fo’)
A seven-run third was all that was necessary to put this one away. A home run by Our only friend and doubles by Goliath, Papa Bear and Fo’ Shizzle lead the charge.
Game Notes: Beaver wanted brevity, Beaver gets brevity… Goliath broke several arms with Lawrie-level high-fives while rounding third after his 440 ft. homer… Rookie #1 missed the game because it began past his bed time… Goliath had 5 RBI in this one, creating a four-way tie with Don’t call me Dick, Our only Friend and Fo’ Shizzle for the team lead… Halfway to free beer… If the temperature ever increases, Iron Mike may come out of hibernation…
2B: Fo’ Shizzle, Cashley, Papa Bear
HR: The Mash Brothers:
RBI: Goliath (5), Our only friend (3), Fo’ Shizzle (2), Cashley, Tank, Papa Bear, Dinner
PIZZAS: The Legend (1/3)
DOUBLE PLAYS: None
BATTERS FACED: 38
STADIUM: K2 Field at Maypo Yards
ATTENDANCE: 0 (0% FULL) - % is based on regular season capacity (Falcons' side only)
GAME TIME: 1:20
WEATHER: 13.5°C, Overcast; Wind N, 16 km/h (weather data courtesy Environment Canada)