After suffering their most lopsided loss of the season to the Devils on Sunday night, the Falcons scored one of their most lopsided wins on Monday night, defeating Greenthumb/Woodland, 24-5.
The Falcons (13-7), started strong scoring eight in the first inning and didn’t look back. The defence only allowed one extra base hit on an SLF error in right, and Papa Bear made his first appearance pitching this season, allowing 4 runs.
Game Notes: The game was called after 4 innings… Dougothy thinks Senior is old… Papa Bear was giving away free money after the game to anyone with a flashlight… It’s not worth reading these recaps, nothing to see here… Newly hired full-time scorekeeper Cashley has already gone AWOL… Don’t call me Dick wants you to know that “Rich” isn’t just a name, it’s a state of being as well…
2B: Senior (2), Goliath, SLF, Beaver
3B: SLF, Tank, Beaver
HR: Goliath (2)
RBI: Goliath (5), Don’t call me Dick (4), Thirteen Dollar Bill (2), Senior (2), Dougothy (2), Dinner (2), Our only friend (2), Beaver (2), Tank, Fo’ Shizzle, SLF
PIZZAS: Papa Bear (1/3), SLF (1/3)
DOUBLE PLAYS: None
BATTERS FACED: 23
STADIUM: K1 Stadium (Naming rights still available)
ATTENDANCE: 3 (15% FULL) - % is based on regular season capacity (Falcons' side only)
GAME TIME: 1:09
WEATHER: 28.1°C, Dark, Stifling; Wind SW, 5 km/h (weather data courtesy Environment Canada)
I hope that SLF error in right field was not an Olé.
If I find he came at a fly ball from the side instead of straight on ...... after all the times I told him...... I will be out to kick his SLA.
Posted by: Fielding instructor Timmy of the Lansing...
Newly hired score keeper? What's it pay? Free beer?
Posted by: I have no life
In his post game interview with Rogers TV Durham (Channel 10), Dougothy hinted that he might not be done accessorizing his Falcons uniform.
"If we keep playing in 100 degree weather, I'm gonna have to go into my closet and dig -up the Dougothy "cut-off belly top".
When asked if he still wears wristbands every time he has sex, Dougothy ended the interview.
Posted by: BONUS Game Notes:
Doesn't that mess up the right wrist band?
Posted by: Someone Else