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assignment Wet Falcons Fly High Over A’s

Senior, Goliath, Tank and Don’t call me Dick all had perfect nights at the plate on an evening with decidedly NOT perfect weather as the waterlogged Falcons defeated the sopping A’s 16-4 on a rainy Wednesday night. Thirteen Dollar Bill led the way, leading the team with three runs scored and Dougothy had two doubles.

The night began with a team meeting to discuss if the game would be rescheduled, as we’ve seen games cancelled due to it being partly cloudy with a chance of awesome. But what’s a little rain? Rivers were forming from the dugouts toward the batters boxes, and the teams played on.

Maybe playing in the rain isn’t so bad, as the Falcons (19-8) jumped out to what turned out to be an insurmountable lead, scoring nine runs in the top of the first inning. Then the bats went on vacation until the fifth, where the team score six more. The Falcon defence didn’t seem to mind playing with wet balls, as there was none of the clownosity we’ve seen previously, even in perfect conditions.

Game Notes: Papa Bear left the game in the top of the seventh with a lower body injury (soaker)… Some old guy was building an ark in the parking lot… Did I mention it was raining?... Watch out for flying bats…


2B: Dougothy (2), Senior
3B: --
HR: --
HR-Singles: --
RBI: Beaver (4), Tank (3), Dougothy (3), Senior (2), Thirteen Dollar Bill, SLF, Dinner, Don’t call me Dick
LOB: 11
PIZZAS: Beaver (1-1/3), Papa Bear (1/3)



STADIUM: K1 Stadium (Naming rights still available)
ATTENDANCE: 2 (10% FULL) - % is based on regular season capacity (Falcons' side only)
WEATHER: 17.9°C; Dark, Pouring rain; Wind N, 8 km/h (weather data courtesy Environment Canada)


Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 Final
Falcons 9 0 0 0 6 1 0 16
A's 1 0 0 0 1 2 0 4
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Posted on: Wednesday July 31st, 2013 at 9:30PM
Comment #1

What's the over/under today.
What if the first game comment is actually before the posting?

Posted on: Thursday August 1st, 2013 at 10:06AM
Posted by: Jimmy "the Greek"
Comment #2

Suck it, Jimmy.

Posted on: Thursday August 1st, 2013 at 10:08AM
Posted by: Reporter Timmy
Comment #3

Hey Jimmy "The Greek"

I've made some great bankroll betting the sides and totals on Whitby Men's Slo-Pitch this season. I've used some of your tips...

Have you got any thoughts on the Week 1 NFL lines? They are already posted at many off-shore sites. PS: I dont need Sideline Reporter Timmy telling me to go "All-In" on his Denver Broncos. I think this Peyton Manning guy might just be a one year "flash in the pan".

05 Sep 20:30 ET

Baltimore Ravens @ Denver Broncos (-8.0)

08 Sep
New England Patriots (-7.0) @ Buffalo Bills

Tennessee Titans @ Pittsburgh Steelers (-6.5)

Atlanta Falcons @ New Orleans Saints (-2.5)

Tampa Bay Buccaneers (-2.5) @ New York Jets

Kansas City Chiefs (-2.5) @ Jacksonville Jaguars

Seattle Seahawks (-3.0) @ Carolina Panthers

Cincinnati Bengals @ Chicago Bears (-4.0)

Miami Dolphins @ Cleveland Browns (-1.5)

Minnesota Vikings @ Detroit Lions (-3.0)

Oakland Raiders @ Indianapolis Colts (-7.0)

Green Bay Packers @ San Francisco 49ers (-4.5)

Arizona Cardinals @ St. Louis Rams (-6.0)

New York Giants @ Dallas Cowboys (-2.5)

Philadelphia Eagles @ Washington Redskins (-4.5)

Houston Texans (-2.5) @ San Diego Chargers

Posted on: Thursday August 1st, 2013 at 10:27AM
Posted by: Dougie "The Geek"
Comment #4

Reporter Timmy surveys the Falcons about the upcomming NFL Season:

SLF: "Go Broncos!"
Tank: "Go Bears!"
Dinner: "Go to my website and pay me to run your football pool!"
Senior: "Go away! I'm napping!"

Posted on: Thursday August 1st, 2013 at 10:52AM
Posted by: Anonymous
Comment #5

Hey that wasn't an old guy building an Ark, it was "The Legend Jerry Tone"

Posted on: Thursday August 1st, 2013 at 12:33PM
Posted by: Mrs. Tone (no relation)
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