The Falcons scored in every inning except the first, but it wasn't enough as they fell to Sean's Division Rival Xtreme 22-13 in game one of a rare Friday night doubleheader.
Xtreme jumped out early, taking a 9-0 lead before the Falcons even sent their fifth man to the plate. They didn't stop there, either, putting up two sixes and a five over the course of the game to put this one way out of reach for the dead-batted Falcons.
To add injury to insult, the Falcons lost Million Dollar Bill to whatever injury it is when you grab your own ass when cruising over first base. Billy is day to day. Xtreme also had a scare when team captain (and Dustin Pedroia lookalike) Derek Ackford went down hard in a classic Derek-being-Derek moment in an attempt to rob SLF of a hit. I assume he was fine for Xtreme's second game, because he's DA, goddammit!
Game Notes: Losing sucks, but the biggest hurt is that Xtreme posted their recap before the Falcons did...
2B: Lacey, SLF, Cincinnati Red Legs
HR: Lacey, Fo' Shizzle, Cash Man
RBI: Cash Man (3), Fo' Shizzle (3), Bird (2), SLF (2), Seņior Sevens (2), Lacey
PIZZAS: Cash Man (1/3)
DOUBLE PLAYS: None
BATTERS FACED: --
STADIUM: K1 Stadium (Naming rights still available)
ATTENDANCE: 3 (15% FULL) - % is based on regular season capacity (Falcons' side only)
GAME TIME: 1:25
WEATHER: --°C, Clear; Humidity --%, Wind --, - km/h (weather data courtesy Environment Canada)
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