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The Falcons bats made a statement as the team rode an early lead to victory over George's Division leaders The Devils, who were down a few key players, 28-2 on Labour Day Monday night.

With the win, the Falcons reduce their magic number to clinch the Sean's Division Championship to 1. Storm plays twice and will complete their season before the Falcons return to the field on Sunday September 7 at 6:30pm on K1 at home to Xtreme. No one has any reason to believe that the Storm will do anything except sweep these next two games, so the Falcons' game versus Xtreme will be for all the marbles.

FALCONS FEVER!* CATCH IT!

*Falcons fever is not a communicable disease, and is not a viable excuse to call in sick to work (unless your name is Michael Q. Murphy, Esq.)

Game Notes: Perfect nights at the plate were enjoyed by: Cash Man, Our Only Friend, SLF, Fo' Shizzle, Bird and Tank... Roger Federer came within a double of the cycle, as he was handcuffed in his last at bat (and not in a good way) by station-to-station ball mandated by team management... For reference, the last cycle by a Falcon was Wednesday, May 19, 2010 by Roger Federer, then known as "Chef"... Everyone see Scooter take that one to the nuts? Classic...

BOXSCORE

BATTING:
2B: SLF, Cincinnati Red Legs, Beaver, Dinner, Bird, Fo' Shizzle (but not Roger Federer)
3B: Roger Federer
HR: Roger Federer, Our Only Friend, Bird
HR-Fouls: Roger Federer, others
RBI: Roger Federer (5), Our Only Friend (5), Bird (4), SLF (2), Cash Man (2), Dinner (2), Big Cat (2), Beaver (2), Fo' Shizzle (2), Tank, Cincinnati Red Legs
LOB: 7
PIZZAS: Roger Federer (1/3)

FIELDING:
DOUBLE PLAYS: Tank-Seņior Sevens-Big Cat

PITCHING:
BATTERS FACED: 23

GAME INFORMATION:
STADIUM: K1 Stadium (Naming rights still available)
ATTENDANCE: 1, in the Dodge Luxury Suite (5% FULL) - % is based on regular season capacity (Falcons' side only)
GAME TIME: 1:03
WEATHER: 23.4°C, Partly Cloudy; Humidity 82%; Wind S, 15 km/h (weather data courtesy Environment Canada)

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Boxscore:

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 Final
Falcons 9 6 10 2 1 x x 28
St. Louis Devils 2 0 0 0 0 x x 2
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Posted on: Monday September 1st, 2014 at 9:30PM
Comment #1

Xtreme is pissed.

Apparently, The Falcons were dissing Xtreme after their win against the Devils. Phrases such as, " Xtreme is so 2011,they suck this year, and we can out hit them batting from the other side of the plate. " were heard coming from the Hill.

You guys should have kept quiet. If Xtreme hears about this they may get motivated for the big game Sunday.

Posted on: Wednesday September 3rd, 2014 at 7:38PM
Posted by: Olivia Chow
Comment #2

I can t believe you guys bad mouthed us. we are coming for you now. No more friendly rivalry.

Damn Falcons.

Posted on: Wednesday September 3rd, 2014 at 7:40PM
Posted by: Drew Xtreme
Comment #3

Olivia, um I mean Drew, not sure where you're getting this stuff, but it's completely unfounded. I'd offer a Falcons Sorry Bear, but that would insinuate we did something wrong. ;)

Posted on: Thursday September 4th, 2014 at 10:24AM
Posted by: Dunner
Comment #4

Oh snap. An "enraged" Xtreme squad is good for another 1.5 runs in our WMSPL power rating.
Lines and sides will be adjusted.
New lines and many player props to be released on Friday...

Posted on: Thursday September 4th, 2014 at 11:17AM
Posted by: Dougthy Casino
Comment #5

Now we have received inside information the Falcons were out burning the Xtreme official flag tonight.

You Falcons are brutal. This has to stop. An official complaint will be forwarded to the President of the league.

Posted on: Thursday September 4th, 2014 at 11:31PM
Posted by: Rob Ford
Comment #6

Too much anger guys!!! Can't we all just get along? I was once told that to have a good relationship one should never go to bed angry... I haven't slept since 1964.

Posted on: Friday September 5th, 2014 at 8:10AM
Posted by: Super Sevens
Comment #7

1964?

I don't think Skinny's Dad was even born then.

Posted on: Friday September 5th, 2014 at 2:17PM
Posted by: Timmy
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