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assignment Falcons Manage Only Two Field Goals
Wednesday 8:00PM June 10th, 2015
SLF popped out with the bases loaded and two out and that was the theme for the Falcons' offence in an all-around pitiful effort in a 7-6 loss to Coulas Bone Crushers on Wednesday evening.

After going undefeated in the month of May, the Falcons seem to want to reverse that trend, and haven't won a game yet in June. The third consecutive loss puts the Falcons in a tie for third with Direct in the President's Division.

Curtis' Dad was the lone highlight in the game, with 3 RBI and a home run to deep centre field. Barry's obviously trying to wrap up the MVP title in the first 6 weeks of the season, then coast the rest of the way.

The Falcons' questionable practice of putting the hitter with the team worst OBP at leadoff should cease until things improve. Couldn't hurt to put the team's hottest non-cleanup hitter over the last 3 games (Million Dollar Billy) into that spot.

Coming up this weekend for the Falcons, their first double header of the season, away versus Direct for sole possession of third place in the division, then home to Xtreme for shits and giggles.

Cycle Watch: The last time a Falcon hit for the cycle was May 19, 2010. Curtis' Dad came within a triple of hitting for the cycle in this game.

Game Notes: Question period with Dinner's kids, as they answer questions about Mommy:

1. What does Mommy do when you're not around?
The Girl: Well, based on the contents of the recycle bin, she drinks. Heavily.
The Boy: WHERE'S MY GAME BOY?!?

2. What's Mommy's favourite restaurant?
The Girl: I'm sure it's that one at Disneyland!! She talks about it all the time! Chipendales!
The Boy: I like McDonalds! What's on TV?

3. Where did Mommy meet Daddy?
The Girl: She says she found him passed out in the bucket of a front end loader, and felt charitable.
The Boy: Hooters!

4. What's Mommy's job?
The Girl: Telling Daddy why what he's doing isn't the right way to do it.
The Boy: It doesn't seem to be cleaning my room, that's for damn sure!

5. Mommy Can't _________
The Girl: Believe how beautiful I am.
The Boy: Believe I'm not more injured. She ALWAYS SAYS THAT!!

BOXSCORE

BATTING:
2B: Curtis' Dad
3B: --
HR: Curtis' Dad
HR-OUTS: --
RBI: Curtis' Dad (3), One-Out, Goliath, Dinner
LOB: 12
PIZZAS: Big Cat (1/3)

FIELDING:
DOUBLE PLAYS: Big Cat-Our Only Friend

PITCHING:
BATTERS FACED: 35

GAME INFORMATION:
STADIUM: K1 FIELD (Naming rights still available)
ATTENDANCE: 3 (15% FULL) - % is based on regular season capacity (Falcons' side only)
GAME TIME: 1:19
WEATHER: 20.2�C, Mostly Cloudy; Humidity 67%; Wind NNW, 24 km/h (weather data courtesy @wc_oshawa)

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Boxscore:

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 Final
Falcons 0 0 1 0 2 3 0 6
Coulas Bone Crushers 0 1 2 0 2 2 X 7
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Posted on: Wednesday June 10th, 2015 at 8:00PM