Sunday 5:00PM July 5th, 2015Million Dollar Bill led the way with a home run and three driven in as the Falcons successfully completed a sweep of a home-and-home with Direct Elevator with an 11-6 win on Pizza night Sunday.
The Falcons continued their quest for a second undefeated month this season, so far going 3-0 in July. They also had an undefeated month of May. Let's not talk about June. The victory gives the team 5 in a row, with the opportunity to celebrate with free beer this coming Wednesday when they meet up with Greenthumb.
Less exciting is the continued disorganization of the team as a whole. The bats have been forgotten on multiple occasions, we've been booted from the third base dugout because no one was there early enough, and the guy they have taking care of the scorebook is a complete flake. Never mind that the podcast seems to have disapeared completely! Junior retires, the whole thing goes to crap.
Cycle Watch: The last time a Falcon hit for the cycle was May 19, 2010. Today, no one was close.
Game Notes: What's the cut off for free pizza for mini-Falcons? If Bill or Barry or Jerry brought their kids, would they eat free too? I'm asking for a friend... Today was as close to a sellout as the Falcons have come this season... Is it just me, or has Junior attended more games this season than Beaver?...
2B: Tank, Dinner, Fo' Shizzle
HR: Million Dollar Bill, Big Cat, Fo' Shizzle
HR-OUTS: Skinny Teets
RBI: Million Dollar Bill (3), Big Cat (2), Dinner (2), G3, Sasquatch, One-Out, Fo' Shizzle
PIZZAS: Fo' Shizzle (1/3)
DOUBLE PLAYS: None
BATTERS FACED: 31
STADIUM: K2 Field at Maypo Yards
ATTENDANCE: 17 (85% FULL) - % is based on regular season capacity (Falcons' side only)
GAME TIME: 1:15 (est.)
WEATHER: 25.3�C, Partly Cloudy; Humidity 50%; Wind S, 13 km/h (weather data courtesy @wc_oshawa)
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How come Billion Dollar Bill has been devalued like Drachma?
You want roast beef on kaiser? Come to Yanis Downtown Restaurant in Oshawa. Tell them Yanis sent you, 4% off, no Drachmas please.
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Hey where is the podcast? How come there is no podcast? When is the podcast coming back? You are fourteen podcasts behind.
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