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assignment Falcons Take Game 2
Sunday 9:30PM May 27th, 2018
Band Camp hit a grand slam, 4 of his game-high EIGHT RBI, and even more surprising, Bruce (nearly incredible) Banner hit a triple as the Falcons remained perfect against Vice President's Division rival Brew Crew in game two of a Sunday night doubleheader.

Banner took a team record 419 steps while running from first to third for his triple, a team record previously held by Fo' Shizzle.

Visitors in this one, the Falcons batted first and (finally) didn't hesitate to score. Five singles and a double, and the Falcons put up 5. They would not relinquish this lead. Brew Crew had one of those days defensively, one which we've all had to endure.

Two Home Runs In One Inning Watch: The last time a Falcon hit two home runs in one inning was August 29, 2012.

Game Notes: The Falcons scored 10 in the fifth inning, prompting Stevie B to ask if that was a season high (see Game 1 of this same doubleheader, 3rd inning)... Get well soon, Ms. Pikachu!... Band Camp's 8 RBI are third highest in a game for a Falcon, tied with some guy... The Falcons have won 3 in a row, half way to free beer... Conversely, the Falcons have accumulated $150 in pizza fines.

The Hot (Take) Corner: Ovie deserves to win a Cup more than Vegas does. Fight me.

Hamburger Condiments, Ranked:
1. Mustard
2. Ketchup
3. Mayonnaise
4. Big Mac sauce
5. French Tickler
6. Relish


2B: Stevie B, The Mattural, Band Camp, Miner Leaguer
3B: Bruce Banner, Band Camp
HR: Band Camp, Poutine, Chequebook
RBI: Band Camp (8), Chequebook (3), Poutine (3), Stevie B (2), The Mattural (2), Miner Leaguer (2), SLF (2), Bruce Banner (2), Million Dollar Bill, Pikachu
PIZZAS: Levi (1/3), Million Dollar Bill (1/3)

DOUBLE PLAYS: One, to effectively end the game since the last inning didn't count.


ATTENDANCE: 0 (0% FULL) - % is based on regular season capacity (Falcons' side only)

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Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 Final
Falcons 5 3 4 0 10 4 X 26
The Brew Crew 1 2 0 2 2 2 X 9
Tags: win, brew crew, bruce banner, band camp
Posted on: Monday May 28th, 2018 at 8:21AM