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assignment Hanet Wins Easy
Tuesday 9:30PM June 26th, 2018
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For the EIGHTH time this season (out of 17 games, that's almost half), the Falcons didn't score in the first inning. In nine of 17, they've scored 1 or less in their first turn on the sticks.
Classic Falcons defence was on display right out of the gate. Fly balls were dropped or mis-played. Ground balls were booted. Hanet scored 12 in the first, and 21 total in the first two innings, and lead 21-4 after two. They stopped trying after that. Maybe out of pity, maybe, as Miner Leaguer pointed out, because if they'd continued at that pace, we wouldn't have gotten a legal game in before the time limit.
Hanet owns the #4 defence in the league, and it was on display tonight. The Falcons couldn't get anything going offensively. If it weren't for Levi's two 3-run shots, the Falcons would have only put up single digits.
Two Home Runs In One Inning Watch: The last time a Falcon hit two home runs in one inning was August 29, 2012.
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Game Notes: Pikachu got a hit in his first at-bat, thus avoiding a name change... The Mattural came out to watch, and wishes he didn't... Welcome back, Miner Leaguer, who's here for a good time, not a long time... Hanet's George has some sensible ideas for rule changes that will make the second league meeting of 2019 a more lively event.
The Hot (Take) Corner: The toilet paper goes overhand.
Worst Falcons Rookies of the last 10 years, Ranked:
1. You
2. Can't
3. Rank
4. Rookies
5. Because
6. There
7. Are
8. Too
9. Many
10. Variables
11. SLF
BOXSCORE
BATTING:
2B: Bruce Banner
3B: Million Dollar Bill (this is generous, to say the least)
HR: Levi (2)
HR-OUTS: None
RBI: Levi (6), Million Dollar Bill (3), Stevie B (2), Teets, Chequebook, Bruce Banner
PIZZAS: Levi (1/3), Miner Leaguer (1/3)
FIELDING:
DOUBLE PLAYS: Million Dollar Bill-Levi, Pikachu-Dr. J-Chequebook (?)
PITCHING:
BATTERS FACED: 50
GAME INFORMATION:
STADIUM: K2 FIELD
ATTENDANCE: 1 (5% FULL) - % is based on regular season capacity (Falcons' side only)
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Boxscore:
Team | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | Final |
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Falcons | 0 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 3 | X | 14 |
Hanet Plastics | 12 | 9 | 0 | 4 | 0 | X | X | 25 |