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assignment Falcons Take Night Off
Sunday 6:30PM September 9th, 2018
With nothing to play for a third of the Falcons decided to take this one off, word on the street was some were afraid of dropping below the .600 mark *cough* SLF cough*. This might have been a smart move as those who did show up hit a combined .363, 10 guys 12 hits.

Two Home Runs In One Inning Watch: The last time a Falcon hit two home runs in one inning was August 29, 2012.

Game Notes: With a +2 Home Run count most of the game and the Falcons not doing anything with their sticks the Brew Crew decided to use Teets for batting practice in the 6thas they went 3 up 3 down on 3 pitches which were all home run outs... Big thanks to Miner Leaguer for providing the recap!

The Hot (Take) Corner: Who is this guy named Poutine and will he ever show up again? We have guys on this team that are away for half the summer and still play more games than him

Members of the band who score the most tail, ranked:
1. Lead singer
2. Lead guitar
3. Drummer
4. Rhythm guitar
5. Keyboards
6. In-bred roadie
7. Bassist


2B: Incredible Tulk (2), Miner Leaguer, Band Camp, Levi
3B: Dunner
HR: None
RBI: The Mattural, Miner Leaguer, Band Camp,Incredible Tulk



ATTENDANCE: 1 (5% FULL) - % is based on regular season capacity (Falcons' side only)

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Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 Final
Falcons 4 0 0 0 0 0 0 4
The Brew Crew 10 0 0 0 0 0 0 10
Tags: loss, brew crew
Posted on: Monday September 10th, 2018 at 9:49AM
Comment #1

Great season guys but it's time for playoffs now. No more taking plays off, no more watching your fly balls, no more sitting back and waiting for the ball to play you. Let's be aggressive, let's hustle out every hit, let's make a play on every ball. Playoffs are won by teams, not individuals. Look back at recent World Series and you will be able to find a relatively unknown player that significantly turned the tide for the winner. Each and every one of you is critical to our chances of winning this. Every at bat matters, every play matter, every pitch matters. Show up, give it 100%, and good things will happen. Go Falcons!!

Posted on: Wednesday September 12th, 2018 at 11:40AM
Posted by: J. Paq
Comment #2

Oh, and one last thing:

Posted on: Wednesday September 12th, 2018 at 12:56PM
Posted by: J. Paq
Comment #3

Well said Vince....I mean Jon. Let’s just give our 100 per cent and see what happens, we can do this! Let’s go Falcons!

Posted on: Wednesday September 12th, 2018 at 3:22PM
Posted by: Bruce Banner
Comment #4

I expect big things from you guys this weekend. From what I’m seen the last 2 months hasn’t been pretty.

Posted on: Wednesday September 12th, 2018 at 10:43PM
Posted by: Poutine
Comment #5

Holy shit!

Poutine misses half the year, but still finds time to yap away on the boards. Atleast we know you can still chirp, but will your bat do any talking on Saturday?

Posted on: Thursday September 13th, 2018 at 10:13AM
Posted by: Levi
Comment #6

I’m just there for my pitching arm since MVP Ash had to carry the workload on the mound for the whole second half of the year. Except for the surprise appearance of Billy out of the bullpen. Which by the sounds of it was a disaster. But don’t Billy I will be right by your side all weekend to discuss pitching. Well right beside your van anyway. Well right beside the cooler of refreshments

Posted on: Thursday September 13th, 2018 at 11:53AM
Posted by: Poutine
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