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Friday 9:30PM May 31st, 2024

In honour of the Brooklin Fair, going on far enough away you can't see it but close enough you can hear the tractor pulls, the Falcons stumbled through a clown show riddled with errors to end their seven game winning streak in a 20-13 loss to the Isotopes that wasn't as close as the scoresheet says.

Dunner was ejected in the fourth inning for quoting the umpire in defence of Skinner being called out for stepping out of the batter's box on a hit. There isn't a pizza fine for this for some reason.

The bats, exhausted from the previous Storm game, went to sleep. The Falcons only managed seven runs over the first five innings, and that's no winning formula in slo pitch. The 'Topes, on the other hand were playing great ball and looking good doing it in their spiffy new duds.

Game Notes: Clown show. "Won't happen again," said Goliath.

BOXSCORE

BATTING:
2B: Poutine (2)
3B: None
HR: None
HR-OUTS: None
RBI: Poutine (4), Cowboy (3), Million Dollar Bill (2), Beatty, Dunner (pre-ejection), Handsoff, Sr, Teets

FIELDING:
DOUBLE PLAYS: LOL

PITCHING:
BATTERS FACED: 45

GAME INFORMATION:
STADIUM: K2 FIELD
ATTENDANCE: 4 (20% FULL) - % is based on regular season capacity (Falcons' side only)

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