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Tuesday 8:00PM May 6th, 2025

MICHAEL "BALLS" ARBOUR jacked his first ever fetch-it-yourself home run to cap a MAX6 first inning and the Falcons cruised the rest of the way in a 29-1 win over the newly named Inglorious Batters on Tuesday evening.

As you probably noticed, this website takes it easy on glorifying the highlights when the score is lopsided in our favour, so we won't spend too much time mentioning that both Barry Guerrero Jr and SLF also hit bombs, and SLF briefly had an OPS of 5.000.

Game Notes: #WIFB... After a scary collision between Dunner and Balls Arbour in the 2nd inning, Dunner took a brief moment to himself to think about his finger. He was right back in there moments later snagging a negative launch angle foul tip for a P2... Barry's dinger in the 3rd inning was a 3-run shot but only 2 of those runs counted. We have a term for that but I can't remember what it is... Cycles: Dunner and Cowboy were short a home run, #WIFB was short the triple... Everyone had multiple hits, everyone scored a run, everyone drove in a run... Popsicle sucking ends now, as the Falcons have a doubleheader with both games against the as-yet undefeated Triple Play on Friday.

BOXSCORE

BATTING:
2B: Cowboy, Dunner, Million Dollar Bill, Poutine, Barry Guerrero Jr
3B: Cowboy, Dunner
HR: BALLS ARBOUR, Barry Guerrero Jr, SLF
HR-OUTS: None
RBI: Barry Guerrero Jr (5)(!), Cowboy (4), Poutine (4), SLF (4), BALLS ARBOUR (3), Grahambo (3), Dunner (3), Dr J, Million Dollar Bill, Taxman

FIELDING:
DOUBLE PLAYS: Grahambo, unassisted

PITCHING:
BATTERS FACED: 30

GAME INFORMATION:
STADIUM: K2 FIELD
ATTENDANCE: 3 (15% FULL) - % is based on regular season capacity (Falcons' side only)

Boxscore:

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