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chat_bubble Where the hell did Dougothy go?

Falcons team reporter, Timmy, has confirmed this morning that Dougothy's pre-pizza disappearance last night was a practice run of David Copperfield's latest act.

Appears Copperfield got the idea after being introduced to the Falcons superstar Porter hitter by long time friend (and Dougothy's long-lost-separated-at-birth brother) John McEnroe.

According to Copperfield, Dougothy was chosen because they share similar passions for magic, baseball and 80's wear / hairdos.

The team remains hopeful Dougothy will re-appear for tonight's game vs. Mayhem!

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Posted on: Monday August 26th, 2013 at 11:36AM