Falcons team reporter, Timmy, has confirmed this morning that Dougothy's pre-pizza disappearance last night was a practice run of David Copperfield's latest act.
Appears Copperfield got the idea after being introduced to the Falcons superstar Porter hitter by long time friend (and Dougothy's long-lost-separated-at-birth brother) John McEnroe.
According to Copperfield, Dougothy was chosen because they share similar passions for magic, baseball and 80's wear / hairdos.
The team remains hopeful Dougothy will re-appear for tonight's game vs. Mayhem!
If you think last night was a disappearing act by Dougothy....wait until the playoffs. He does his best "disappearing act" during crunch time.
Members of Dougothy's 2010 Lawn Bowling team
Members of Dougothy's 1996 Rhythmic Gymnastics Squad
Dudes that Dougothy played Dungeons and Dragons with 1995- 2002
Posted by: Burt Wonderstone
That last line has a typo...
It should read 1995-2012
Posted by: Level 13 Wizard