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In the same fashion that those assholes from the 1972 Miami Dolphins do each NFL season when the last undefeated team goes down, former Falcon iron man Mike Murphy has a case of champagne on ice to be opened this Sunday, June 15.

Media reports (ie, the Falcons sign-out sheet) confirm that Senior will end his current iron man streak, third longest in Falcon history at 87 consecutive games played.

Speculation is rampant for the reason for missing the game. Current popular guesses include:

* Full body waxing that day
* Finally getting around to painting Bird's goddamn door
* Lunch at Arby's, followed by several hours on the toilet
* Couldn't get out of his other job: phone sex operator
* Colonoscopy

What say you, Falcon Nation? What's Senior doing that's more important than helping the Falcons do battle with WMPSL Juggernaut "The Storm "?
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Posted on: Tuesday June 10th, 2014 at 1:59PM