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In the same fashion that those assholes from the 1972 Miami Dolphins do each NFL season when the last undefeated team goes down, former Falcon iron man Mike Murphy has a case of champagne on ice to be opened this Sunday, June 15.
Media reports (ie, the Falcons sign-out sheet) confirm that Senior will end his current iron man streak, third longest in Falcon history at 87 consecutive games played.
Speculation is rampant for the reason for missing the game. Current popular guesses include:
* Full body waxing that day
* Finally getting around to painting Bird's goddamn door
* Lunch at Arby's, followed by several hours on the toilet
* Couldn't get out of his other job: phone sex operator
* Colonoscopy
What say you, Falcon Nation? What's Senior doing that's more important than helping the Falcons do battle with WMPSL Juggernaut "The Storm "?
Media reports (ie, the Falcons sign-out sheet) confirm that Senior will end his current iron man streak, third longest in Falcon history at 87 consecutive games played.
Speculation is rampant for the reason for missing the game. Current popular guesses include:
* Full body waxing that day
* Finally getting around to painting Bird's goddamn door
* Lunch at Arby's, followed by several hours on the toilet
* Couldn't get out of his other job: phone sex operator
* Colonoscopy
What say you, Falcon Nation? What's Senior doing that's more important than helping the Falcons do battle with WMPSL Juggernaut "The Storm "?
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Posted on: Tuesday June 10th, 2014 at 1:59PM
Posted on: Tuesday June 10th, 2014 at 1:59PM
Comment #1
Junior did say something about a sale this Sunday at Big Al's... African Cichlid's for $3.99... Sushi? Followed by several hours on the toilet as a sex operator while getting a full body wax... WHAT!!??!!
Posted on: Wednesday June 11th, 2014 at 9:26AM
Posted by: Anonymous
Posted by: Anonymous
Comment #2
Junior's Phone Sex rules:
- Dial up half an hour before the session starts.
- Don't leave him stranded at third.
- Bring your own chair.
- As a bonus he will re-locate your beaver for you
(cross promotion with his Exterminator job)
and even if you do everything right he still gets to call you an #$&*%@
Posted on: Wednesday June 11th, 2014 at 12:51PM
Posted by: Timmy
Posted by: Timmy
Comment #3
LMAO @ Comment #2
Posted on: Wednesday June 11th, 2014 at 1:00PM
Posted by: Anonymous
Posted by: Anonymous