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Teets and SLF each cashed 7 ducks as the Falcons won in a romp over Re/Max 24-2 in four innings on Wednesday night.

With only 10 games left on the schedule, many questions remain for the Falcons:

- Will Big Cat, like, ever return?

- Can Teets and Million Dollar Bill play in every game?

- Did Cowboy have a baby, or was his last minute scratch from Wednesday's line up the result of him being traded to Greenthumb?

- Who will play more games for the Falcons this season? Miner Leaguer (12 of 28 so far); The Mattural (13/28); Poutine (also 13); or Dunner (14)?

- Goliath leads the team in homers with 10, but who of the following will finish with more in this surprisingly tight race:

Cowboy (2 homers)

Million Dollar Bill (3!)

Poutine (4? 4!)

The Mattural (Only 5)

Hobo (5)

Teets (5)

- How high can Cowboy go? He already has the team record with 11 triples in a season. Where will he set the high water mark?

- King Grahambo has 19 two-baggers this season. The record is held by less-legendary-than-The-Legend-but-still-pretty-legendary Barry-Bob "Chequebook" Thompson with 24 in 2013. Can Grahambo beat it?

- Can Dr J hit his first career triple? Can Dance Dad hit his first career dinger? Will Levi buy baseball cleats?

- And finally, what is this team? They're certainly no powerhouse President's Division team like Storm and Broadway. The Rebels hold a game in hand, and are only a half-game back of the Falcons. Where will this team finish? They currently sit in the 4-spot overall, and would earn a Friday "bye" come playoff time. But they're only a previously mentioned half-game from being in fifth, and only two games back of the 2-seed.

It's CRUNCH TIME. Ten games to go, and every possibility but a Division Title is in play.

Two Home Runs In One Inning Watch: The last time a Falcon hit two home runs in one inning was June 14, 2019.

Two Triples In One Inning Watch: The last time a Falcon hit two triples in one inning was June 11, 2019.

Free Beer Watch: It's been since June 7, 2016.

Game notes: Million Dollar Bill was a triple short of the cycle.

BOXSCORE

BATTING:
2B: SLF (3), Million Dollar Bill, Goliath, Dunner, Band Camp, The Mattural
3B: SLF
HR: Teets (2), Million Dollar Bill
MDBHRs: Band Camp
RBI: Teets (7), SLF (7), Dr J (3), King Grahambo (2), Goliath (2), Million Dollar Bill, The Mattural, Hobo

FIELDING:
DOUBLE PLAYS: Million Dollar Bill-Dr J-Band Camp

PITCHING:
BATTERS FACED: 22

GAME INFORMATION:
STADIUM: K1 FIELD
ATTENDANCE: 2 (10% FULL) - % is based on regular season capacity (Falcons' side only)


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Boxscore:

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 Final
Falcons 6 6 1 5 6 X X 24
Re/Max Crossroads 0 0 0 2 0 X X 2
Tags: win, remax, teets, slf
Posted on: Thursday August 1st, 2019 at 12:22PM
Comment #1

Nice job Ash-2 bombs last night. Now that’s 7 balls you’ve hit to the warning track and beyond the last 3 games

Posted on: Thursday August 1st, 2019 at 3:04PM
Posted by: Poutine
Comment #2

When do we start calling a porter to a “Million Dollar Shot”

Posted on: Thursday August 1st, 2019 at 3:06PM
Posted by: Poutine
Comment #3

We came up with a good name for it yesterday, "Porter Million Dollar Bill" which is a play on "Quarter Million Dollar Bill", but we decided this group is far too stupid to get this delicious pun.

Posted on: Thursday August 1st, 2019 at 3:07PM
Posted by: Hobo
Comment #4

I think this year is working out well for the off injured Matt, Mike and Sean. We will call this “Falcons Load Management”.
In regards to Minor Leaguer, I have no idea what his excuse but after talking to him I’m sure he’s taken a load from management in his past.

Posted on: Thursday August 1st, 2019 at 3:16PM
Posted by: Falcons Training Staff
Comment #5

Knuckles McGillacuddy from Bandulu Sports has just reported that Big Cat will be back on the 5th !!!!!!!
more to come.......

Posted on: Friday August 2nd, 2019 at 9:44AM
Posted by: Big Cat
Comment #6

The return of the Big Cat, back on the prowl!! I'm pumped, Surge won't know what hit 'em!!

How's the arm? Want some action at 3rd?

Posted on: Friday August 2nd, 2019 at 9:47AM
Posted by: Hobo
Comment #7

I will let you know after Quiet Time
( Remember that Billie......with the candle)

Posted on: Friday August 2nd, 2019 at 10:09AM
Posted by: Big Cat
Comment #8

Brew Crew beats the A’s, broadway loses to Surge and an uncharacteristic late sign out. What a week in the WMSPL.

Proud to announce another addition to the fan base. Falcon Bennett was born Aug 1 at 12:51 AM weighing in at 6lbs 7oz. Mom and baby are fine and I didn’t even faint this time!

Hoping for some new found dad strength for the stretch run.

Posted on: Friday August 2nd, 2019 at 1:33PM
Posted by: Cowboy
Comment #9

Congratulations on the new family addition Steve, glad everything went good

Posted on: Friday August 2nd, 2019 at 2:14PM
Posted by: Dance Dad
Comment #10

Steve, did you seriously name your kid Falcon? 😲

I guess it would be weird if we traded you now, eh?
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

Anyway, congrats on having strong swimmers! 💪

Posted on: Friday August 2nd, 2019 at 2:50PM
Posted by: Dunner
Comment #11

Just got off the Leviathan.....boy what a ride.......Yukon Striker next! Hope I’m around for our next game boys!

Posted on: Friday August 2nd, 2019 at 3:33PM
Posted by: Dance Dad
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