Tuesday 8:00PM July 14th, 2026

As Bill eloquently put it: "The write up is simple, we played short for 4 innings before Matt showed up. We shit the bed. Scoring 7 runs in 7 innings in slopitch never ends well."

GAME NOTES: We had the score 13-7, Greenthumb inputted it on the league site as 13-8... I have no idea why the write up title starts with "assignment"

BATTING:
2B: Dunn, Billy, Labrecque
3B: Labrecque
HR:
HR OUTS:
RBI: Paul (2), Beatty, John, Dunn, BIlly, Labreque
FIELDING:
DOUBLE PLAYS:

PITCHING:
BATTERS FACED:

GAME INFORMATION:
STADIUM: K2 FIELD
ATTENDANCE:

Boxscore:

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Wednesday 9:30PM July 8th, 2026

The Falcons took care of weekday business with a 23-5 victory over Dan's Inglorious Batters on Wednesday night.

The Falcons scored in every inning. They also accumulated another $15 towards pizza thanks to Goliath (SR3B), Speed Bump (FK), and SLF (GIDP).

Blowout wins don't deserve long recaps.

Boxscore:

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Sunday 6:30PM July 5th, 2026

It was yet again time to cap off everyone's favourite weekend double header combo Storm-Triple Play. Somehow Triple Play still hasn't lost a game.

You know who can hit dingers? Kevin can, that's who! Kevin cranked a three run shot as part of a 4 run Falcons first inning, which also included a Barry dong. Triple Play hit three of their own in the first inning to score 5. Both teams traded donuts in the second.

Beatty cranked his second 3 run tater of the evening in the third. Kevin added a "Duncan" for his second long ball of the night, and the Falcons plated the max 6. With two run dinger by the home team it was 10-7 good guys after three.

The Falcons won the next inning 3-2, and traded donuts in the 5th. Kevin did as Kevin does, and hit his 3rd (!!) long ball of the game, making it 15-9 Falcons mid 5th inning.

One started to wonder, could this be the first L for Triple Play on the year? Personally I tried not to think about it but couldn't really help myself. With two down, a force out play was not to be, as the ball bounced past the Falcons defender into the outfield. A crap ton of two out hits and 9 runs later, it was 18-15 Triple Play. A 7th inning Falcons donut, and that's your final.

It's a stupid game anyway, right guys?

GAME NOTES: Shout-out to John for coming out to coach third and score both games Sunday nursing an oblique injury, John if you want to use more scoresheets to score the other team, you can grab more blank sheets in the black clipboard so you don't have to draw the grid yourself on the back of the page LOL... Congrats to Labrecque on taking his first walk of the season... Do we have a name for a three homer game? If not I guess it's a Wallace!

BATTING:
2B: Arbour, Beatty, Matt, Labrecque
3B: none
HR: Kevin (3), Barry, Beatty
HR OUTS: none
RBI: Kevin (6), Beatty (3), Arbour (2), Barry (2), Matt, Paul
FIELDING:
DOUBLE PLAYS: none I think?

PITCHING:
BATTERS FACED: ???

GAME INFORMATION:
STADIUM: K1 FIELD
ATTENDANCE: 1 (5% FULL) - % is based on regular season capacity (Falcons' side only)

Boxscore:

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Sunday 5:00PM July 5th, 2026

Basically the same title of our last recap vs Storm.

The top of the 1st saw Grandpa Beatty putting on a show for the fam, crushing a two run dinger, with the Falcons plating 4. We didn't win the inning though, with Storm plating 4 of their own including a 3 run dinger to make it 4-4. Pretty sure the Storm dinger was hit by Joey's kid, who I know as "Oh crap, not this guy", since that's what runs through Arbour's head whenever he comes up to bat, after hitting a dinger in our first PA a year or two ago lol.

The second saw some dinks and dunks and a Falcons two spot. A Storm delicious donut and it's 6-4 good guys after two. Falcons scored two again in the 3rd. I forget who it was, but someone from Storm hit another dinger as part of their 5 run 3rd, 9-8 formerly very orange team, now they're just kinda orange. Who else prefers their older jerseys?

The Falcons scored another two in the 4th, and won the inning over Storm's 1 one run sac fly, taking a slim lead at 10-9.

You know what, let's just skip right to the 7th. The good guys are down one. Labrecque and Arbour get on base with singles. The Taxman drives one home with an RBI single (I think, it wasn't marked, could've been a double?). Billy FCs Arbour over to third. Cowboy brings him home with a single. Alas, that was all the runs the Falcons could muster, moving into the bottom half of the 7thin a 13-13 tie.

It's the bottom three of the Storm batting order. Storm single, Storm single, runners on first and second. Mills comes to the plate hitless for the day, having joked about finally getting on base earlier pinch running for someone. Mills hits one just high enough to kiss off the top of a Falcons glove, and touch green for a hit. Run scores, game over, Falcons lose 14-13.

GAME NOTES: Check the Falcons chat today for some affirmations to get over a walk-off loss...

BATTING:
2B: Steve, Matt
3B: none
HR: Beatty
HR OUTS: none
RBI: Beatty (4), Dunn (2), Matt (2), Paul (2), Steve, Labrecque, Kevin
FIELDING:
DOUBLE PLAYS: none I think?

PITCHING:
BATTERS FACED: ???

GAME INFORMATION:
STADIUM: K1 FIELD
ATTENDANCE: 6 (30% FULL) - % is based on regular season capacity (Falcons' side only)

Boxscore:

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Monday 8:00PM June 29th, 2026

I guess it's the dog days of summer, as 9 of 16 Falcons couldn't be bothered to show up for our Monday nighter against Surge. You know who could be bothered to show up? Retired Falcon Jerome (I forget his nickname) Valero, who has now attended more Falcons games than new Jer, but not Chad who has apparently played 5 so far!

Thankfully 3 spares answered the call. Unfortunately Arbour completely forgot that Matt had a player from The Crew lined up to play if a last minute spare was needed, and solicited a 3rd spare from the league spare group chat. Sorry, Eric! Scott filled in admirably despite his underhand throws from behind the plate to the pitcher, leading the away team in RBI. Triple Play Mike and Dwayne from Expos rounded out the Falcons lineup to make 10 (Thanks for playing for us, guys!).

Steve led things off like only Steve can, with an inside the park home run, his 5th of the year! Do you know who is tied with Beatty for the Falcons lead in home runs? Steve is, of course! I say they should count for the league lead and the home run trophy! The rest of the Falcons dinked and dunked some more runs, capped off by Scott's 2-RBI double, that's a max 6 to lead off the inning. A 3 spot from Surge and it's 6-3 after one.

A not so delicious Falcons donut and a Surge four spot, and the good guys are down 7-6. OK the Falcons reclaimed the lead after a 2 run 3rd, and a Surge donut (we won the inning, Grahambo!). Some mostly boring innings turned an 8-7 score after three, to 15-11 after six.

In the top of the 7th, it was time for the Falcons gonna Falcon special, a late inning offensive outburst. A Cowboy double, Dunn RBI double, Barry RBI triple, Shohei RBI single, BIlly single, Time-Out RBI double, Scott RBI single, a Triple Play Mike single, and a bat-around Cowboy 2-RBI double. That's 7 runs, the Falcons D holds in the bottom half, 22-11 is your final.

GAME NOTES: I forget when they happened, but Surge hit 3 dingers, plus a home run out with the bases loaded... At some point Billy took Matt's advice to hit one down the third baseline, but came within a few inches of dinging Steve coaching third base...

BATTING:
2B: Cowboy (2), Time-Out (2), Dunner, Barry, Scott (from The Crew)
3B: Dunner, Barry, Scott
HR: Cowboy (a leadoff inside-the-parker)
HR OUTS: None
RBI: Scott (5), Shohei (4), Cowboy (3), Dunner (3), Time-Out (3), Billy, Barry, Triple Play Mike, Dwane (from The Expos)
FIELDING:
DOUBLE PLAYS: none I think?

PITCHING:
BATTERS FACED: ???

GAME INFORMATION:
STADIUM: K1 FIELD
ATTENDANCE: 1 (5% FULL) - % is based on regular season capacity (Falcons' side only)

Boxscore:

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